Don't nut
Nut and you're rugged. Edge.
Gooners only
GOON
WIF HAT
Hat on. Gooning. Don't nut.
Poke him. He's gooning.
Go to
Goonhub
Open it. If you already gooned, they tell you to fuck off.
Hat on
Hat stays. Pants don't.
Tomorrow
One goon. Then GoonHub locks you out till tomorrow.